…that I work with a gaggle of whiny ass bitches.
I really need to find a better way to make a pile of money.
..just received a post on his Facebook from his significant other thanking him for the $1,000 bouquet of flowers he bought.
$1,000 bouquet of flowers?? Are you shitting me?
That $1,000 will be dead in three days. Give me a break.
Next time you want to throw a thousand dollars down the crapper, give it to me. My 20-something year old girlfriend could use the tuition assistance and I would get more mileage out of the lapdances I’d get than your honey bunny will get from money sent down the toilet on flowers…especially since your last relationship lasted all of two months.
..but it’s like the only real vice I have left. Gah!!
…thanks for the constant reminders that I’m one year closer to death.